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Gold Demotivational Poster


HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY -




IF YOU SEE IT... - You can never UNSEE it.


TAGS: 007 goldeneye n64
Rating: 2.97/5

More motifakes by IDK MY BFF JILL

DillyRat - July 24, 2009, 3:52 am
AAAAAAHH I can't UNSEE it!!!
Sidahan - March 31, 2009, 3:41 pm
@homer: Indeed. some people here seem to suffer from partial blindness or just have bad anatomic knowledge
Suh-weet - November 20, 2008, 1:39 pm
Wow. lmfao!
homer - October 17, 2008, 7:00 am
its his hand on the ppk
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - September 30, 2008, 2:32 am
I'm still laughing even after five minutes! That's the goofiest looking thing in the world!!! Who knew they'd use such weird design?! I'll never see Pierce Brosnan the same way again!


IN SOVIET RUSSIA - Pappa Bear go to Goldilock house!




THE POT OF GOLD - ...AT THE END OF THE RAINBOW Might not contain gold... Not as such.


TAGS: rainbow pot gold outhouse toilet
Rating: 2.77/5

More motifakes by The Great Whamini

thatonechick - June 15, 2010, 1:01 am
@Mary: Please click the link at the bottom of the poster page that says "Copyright Infringement Notification" and follow instructions. Thank you.


GOLDEN YEARS - Remember those days when your mom bought you this and you felt badass?


TAGS: crayons golden years
Rating: 4.43/5

More motifakes by JackFace

DreMagnum - May 2, 2010, 1:57 am
yeah thats what happens when you brang thangs places.
JackFace - May 2, 2010, 1:42 am
I used to get all the girl when I brang them to school until 3rd grade when someone stole them
Cubbybear - May 1, 2010, 11:19 pm
That's because gold, copper, bronze & silver crayons are cool


THE ULTIMATE VALENTINE'S GIFT FOR YOUR MAN - Hey ladies, hurry it's on sale: only $OMG and YIKES cents.


TAGS: car white gold expensive oil billionaire
Rating: 3.74/5

More motifakes by todd snyder

realogic - March 10, 2012, 1:15 pm
As usual an Arab with billions covers his car in white gold instead of you know.. making someone not starve.. Least it runs on bio fuel.
booger13 - March 26, 2010, 9:49 pm
naturally it had to be GERMAN =] to be this EPIC . anyone know how many were made, or was this IF YOU HAVE TO ASK THE PRICE YOU CANT AFFORD IT ? deals ?
CANADA - February 5, 2010, 3:31 pm
THATS SWEET! he owns an oil company but runs bio fuel lol
Derek - February 5, 2010, 3:24 pm
Fastest production automatic in the World I believe. (The gold alloy helps to stop it rusting with all their rain.)


Obama. Keeping it Real -




GOLD PANTS -


TAGS: gold pants 70 s fruity gay homo disco dork tool
Rating: 2.48/5

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agdaniele - February 18, 2010, 8:10 pm
I liked this one better.


SLAP CHOP - The only honorable way to obtain a "Clearance B Keycard".




AHH - The elusive 19th hole.


TAGS: 19 gold hole
Rating: 2.73/5
agdaniele - April 6, 2009, 9:56 pm
Ahhhhhhnonymous = 1


STAYIN' ALIVE -


TAGS: goldfish dancing paraprosdokian humor poster
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

Rick69 - February 29, 2016, 1:22 pm
Lulz...
lgvernon - February 29, 2016, 10:47 am

Only the one spatula, huh? (Thanks!)
concern3 - February 29, 2016, 3:28 am
Definitely an up yours
MissPriss - February 28, 2016, 10:37 pm
No seriously...I had a goldfish that did something similar to that, several times, til 1 day found him dried to the wall. Couldn't even pry him off with a spatula...no dinner that night :(
GaryO - February 28, 2016, 7:09 pm
y'UP


SILENCE IS GOLDEN - So Shut Up And Get Rich




CHAV'S -


TAGS: chav guns gangsta gold chains
Rating: 4.06/5

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Reality Lord - May 14, 2011, 4:20 pm

lolz....cute


. -


TAGS: gold
Rating: 4.47/5

More motifakes by MustyK

FatherTyme - May 23, 2011, 9:57 pm
Practically spewed coffee all over my monitor. 5 raised hockey sticks for yuu
CANADA - March 18, 2010, 3:14 pm
BWAHAHAHAHA!


KISS MY IRISH ARSE -




Middle Age -


TAGS: middle age goldfish shark life
Rating: 4.93/5

More motifakes by TheSanityInspector

MissPriss - February 14, 2014, 9:57 pm
Adjust my attitude? But I like being a road raged woman driver! 5L warning...you might want to avoid highways late at night...muhahaha


RAINBOWS - Not all of them contain a Pot of Gold !!


TAGS: rainbow pot gold leotard retard fugly butterface fat
Rating: 1.81/5

More motifakes by MustyK

EL D1RTIO - October 20, 2009, 6:34 am
Now I want to eat some fat skittles.
Bob D. Sailor - October 19, 2009, 3:03 am
How about a nice big pot of KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!!
BriaHere - June 30, 2009, 4:11 pm
This one, a pot of crazy.


I AM EPIC WIN - All questions to me must be put int the form of awesomeness




IT'S TIME ONCE AGAIN - to play that game "Spot the Rich Guy"




"HELLO, PETSHOP?" - "I was wondering if you do a home delivery. You can, great. I'll take 3 dozen mice, 3 dozen goldfish and 8 canaries."




BLUE BEETLE & BOOSTER GOLD - Greatest duo in comics!




NUBIAN QUEEN -


TAGS: nefertiti pyramids gold
Rating: 3.75/5

More motifakes by spacedog

LogicDude - January 6, 2010, 6:26 am
That one "ornament" on her forehead looks like a baby alligator that slipped into a waffle iron! Mmmmmmmm...baby alligator waffles...OM NOM NOM NOM!!!
agdaniele - January 5, 2010, 11:07 pm
Oh no she dinnit!


EXPENDABILITY -




THE FREE WORLD THANKS YOU 007 - M, objective accomplished; I've just assassinated Paris Hilton.


TAGS: 007 gold finger paris hilton
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 9, 2014, 2:00 am
HORAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!! 5L!


FOOLS GOLD -




LITTLE GIRLS - Are not goldfish.


TAGS: little girls goldfish toilet
Rating: 2.41/5

More motifakes by Jaimie Fry

LogicDude - January 18, 2009, 7:51 pm
If he used that plunger he might be able to get it to flush.
n30s - January 18, 2009, 5:10 am
wrong on so many levels :D


IT'S TIME - No one wants to see the day, but we all know it when it comes


TAGS: dog golden retriever luke
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by alanp1

GaryO - September 25, 2012, 3:47 pm
Amen brother


END OF THE RAINBOW -


TAGS: pot of gold
Rating: 4.94/5

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HER BIRTHDAY - Going that extra mile and getting her gold will help ensure you get that little present you like waking up to on your birthday




HELL NO....I'M BUYING LEAD - ...anarchy 2016...don't miss it




THE GOLDEN TICKET - Entitles you to meet my Willie Wonka !


TAGS: willie wonka and the golden ticket
Rating: 3.95/5

More motifakes by MustyK

440wakeup - July 29, 2011, 7:18 pm
get my oompah loompahs all up in thet beotch
MrBlack - February 13, 2010, 11:06 pm
So does this mean I can visit her chocolate factory?


FATHERHOOD - There Are Some Questions That Are Such A Headache




FRANKSTON - The picture says it all




INVALID ARGUMENT -


TAGS: my porche is gold your argument is invalid
Rating: 2.07/5

More motifakes by Mikeipee

CANADA - August 4, 2009, 3:36 pm
hey mikeipiss it's spelled porsche


THE GOLDEN YEARS - Because you didn't make it this far without breaking the rules!




PIRATE -




MAFIOSA TEDDY - Bring me the head of Goldilocks!




WHERE IS THIS LEADING TO? - MENFOLK: UNITE! DEFEND YOUR TERRITORY!


TAGS: wtf gucci pink gold design chainsaw
Rating: 2/5

More motifakes by forseti

GreyScorpion - March 24, 2010, 7:56 pm
that's just wrong


RAINBOWS - Within Each Of Us Is The Power To Make Our Own Pot Of Gold. Sadly, Most Of It Is Fools Gold.


TAGS: gold power fool rainbow rerun
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by rerun

GreyScorpion - November 21, 2010, 6:27 pm
I got some Columbian gold that will make you a fool too...5 splifs
agdaniele - November 21, 2010, 6:19 pm
5 HIV positive L's


FOCUS -


TAGS: as a kid i nearly drowned in a goldfish bowl but i saved the cat so i guess that makes me a hero of sorts
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by Sean

thatonechick - July 17, 2010, 10:05 am
Poetry? One fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish...
Fatt Matt - April 21, 2010, 5:26 pm
Poetry as always Sean. +5
Faceplant31 - April 20, 2010, 10:25 pm
Amsome! 5L


Designer Weaponry -


TAGS: gold gun
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by Ashson



CANADA! -


TAGS: coming to win a gosh darn gold medal if that s ok
Rating: 3.91/5

More motifakes by TheTrashHeap

Mr. Shiny - March 4, 2010, 10:42 pm
Being a dual citizen, I can totally appreciate this, 5L!
MO - March 4, 2010, 9:02 pm
That gif is the first thing that popped into my head Dre.
DreMagnum - March 4, 2010, 8:58 pm
Can I still post that .gif of the three canadiens running into each other?
CANADA - March 4, 2010, 8:54 pm
excellent game!
GreyScorpion - March 4, 2010, 8:41 pm
Puck that!! 5L


United States Treasury -


TAGS: united states treasury printing money gold
Rating: 3.8/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 9, 2013, 4:10 pm
This is really interesting, yet slightly humorous on some level.
motifayk - July 9, 2013, 1:43 pm
No, most of the people who belong in '99% money' clas already have it in Gold and Diamonds. No issues there.
motifayk - July 9, 2013, 1:42 pm
Most probably. The real issue is that once US looses trade leadership in technology and manufacturing exports; which China is steadily conquering, all the democratic world will definitely be in peril. They won't have trade advantage.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 8, 2013, 4:39 pm
Similar to the United Nations symbol?
thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 8, 2013, 4:38 pm
Highly likely.
curlyrocks - July 8, 2013, 3:51 pm
The people who have 99% of the money now take 99% of the money they print, for I don't know money fights and felling like a big man I guess. And yes if we switched to a gold standard they would just take 99% of the gold.
motifayk - July 8, 2013, 12:41 pm
In 2008 China strongly encouraged Renminbi (chinese currency) in the international market and tried making it the reserve currency. Now they will most probably push for internationally standardized trade bonds/currency with world map or some such on it.
Silverheart - July 7, 2013, 11:53 pm

Doctor Who, Spider-Man, Goku, Dracula and Metallica for starters
thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 7, 2013, 10:49 pm
Global currency? Interesting. I wonder what they'd print on it.
motifayk - July 7, 2013, 9:13 pm
US treasury cannot print forever and certainly not nearly enough to feed the world ten times let alone thousand. China is already making moves to create a global currency which would take out dollar as the reserve currency. Then US can't print at whim.


GOLDEN ARCHES - Within the fortress of the Golden Arches, even magic can not protect thee from the evil curse it casts.




GOLDEN SHOWERS - Who doesn't love them?




BOOSTER GOLD - He's a second-stringer from the DC Universe, AND HE IS AWESOME!!!!!


TAGS: booster gold dc comics justice league unlimited comic book
Rating: 1.77/5

More motifakes by jalford

agdaniele - July 22, 2009, 3:11 am
AND compuTer games.... too.
agdaniele - July 22, 2009, 3:11 am
Morons think cartoons and compuer games are real.
TheTrashHeap - July 22, 2009, 3:09 am
WTF is this crap? Maybe to go with naughtyfake there should be a kiddiefake site?
Elder God Douchebag - July 22, 2009, 12:00 am
Booster Gold is DC Universe' b*tch.


Lonely? -


TAGS: canoe golden sunrise
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Thedge

Thedge - December 30, 2014, 8:20 am
Thanks, Missy. Peace be with you.
MissPriss - December 30, 2014, 12:59 am
5L...did me proud!
Thedge - December 27, 2014, 10:32 pm
Canoes. They will take you to spiritual places. Glad you liked the thought.
GaryO - December 27, 2014, 9:38 pm
5av'd. Really good'n


Leprechauns -




80'S CRUSH -


TAGS: golden child cubby
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

Neener - October 10, 2010, 12:17 am
I loved that movie as a kid.
jameswnash - October 9, 2010, 11:03 pm
absolutely
Cubbybear - October 9, 2010, 9:28 pm
Ever since I saw the Golden Child....


VIAGRA - Diamonds used to be a gold diggers reward, now they make her earn every penny.




THE GOLDEN YEARS - When Midas figured out he was going to have a hard time getting laid. The worst part? He can't even TOUCH himself.


TAGS: golden years myth midas master baiter
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

Mr. Shiny - May 1, 2010, 10:01 pm
lol funny comments. good poster too. 5
Zed - May 1, 2010, 6:23 pm
I'd give her the goldfinger...
Cubbybear - May 1, 2010, 12:19 pm
Gold member maybe? I like gold!


NUDIST BEACH -


TAGS: popular with pervy gold fish
Rating: 4.29/5

More motifakes by forseti

agdaniele - May 21, 2010, 11:04 pm
Pure gold(fish)! 5Look-ups!


CACTUS PROBLEMS - I think this qualifies as a Hazard. XD




PSYDUCK EVOLVED - INTO EPIC




IT'S NOT WHAT YOU SAY -




a rare look -




EMPATHY -


TAGS: goldie papa woof
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by GaryO

GaryO - July 1, 2012, 8:23 am
Y,know, Motifayk, if I woulda thought of that line, it would be there. Excellent.
motifayk - July 1, 2012, 5:11 am
Maybe we'll get something from Ikea... and it 5hould be better
GaryO - February 25, 2012, 11:02 pm
Yeah, I got it, but the ‘nothing OK’ made me LOL
TheOne - February 25, 2012, 10:48 pm
well it does look unbearable...get it? nothing ok...


CHEEZ IT, IT'S THE COPS -




THE END -


TAGS: the end golden gate bridge
Rating: 4.56/5

More motifakes by LeightonESmith

LeightonESmith69 - September 3, 2011, 8:01 pm
i love this pic its a special photographic light exposure treatment
Greeny - July 10, 2011, 6:19 am
an OK moment in the middle would be nice - 5


GOLDEN YEARS -


TAGS: golden years assignment wait click off ok please continue with your inane conversation
Rating: 4.3/5

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agdaniele - May 1, 2010, 12:56 pm
2 fer 2 on the golden! 5L


HALL OF LAME - For there is nothing quite as lame as Gold Lame




BIFROST BRIDGE -




OKAY... - I honestly don't know what to say. (And neither do Power Girl, Blue Beetle, or Guy Gardner.)


TAGS: power girl bluebeetle boostergold guygardner
Rating: 3.35/5

More motifakes by Briton of Rose

Zed - October 19, 2009, 12:24 am
Yeah, the dude in the untucked green shirt IS Guy Gardner, though.
LeviClassic444 - October 19, 2009, 12:03 am
ummm...thats not Guy Gardner. Its Booser Gold....just sayin


GOLDEN SHOWERS -


TAGS: golden shower fireworks burning
Rating: 3.21/5

More motifakes by sickartist

agdaniele - December 17, 2009, 8:51 pm
Yes! But, at that point... what with dead nerve endings and all. At least you didn't use the "stung by a jellyfish" excuse in the restroom at a seafood restaurant.
MrRandom - December 17, 2009, 8:50 pm
Yes, I'm sure thats your reason.
GreyScorpion - December 17, 2009, 8:48 pm
she had to piss on me to put the fire out!!!
agdaniele - December 17, 2009, 8:46 pm
Not as fun as I'd been led to believe.
GreyScorpion - December 17, 2009, 8:41 pm
Burns hell!! it leaves blisters!! 5 Black Cats


INSURANCE DEFRAUDERS - This is how they see the world.


TAGS: fail owned rear end car crash rainbow pot of gold
Rating: 3.14/5

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doofenshmirtz - August 8, 2009, 12:01 pm
Hell Yeah, worthless assholes, you got it right man.
Haarakkon - July 1, 2009, 7:25 pm
Yeah, 'cause if it were the insurance companies there'd be a double rainbow.
... - July 1, 2009, 6:03 pm
how...the...hell did that happen.


SWIMMING - It's only a sport when someone wins 8 Gold Medals




GOLD CROSS - Hard to pull off with a banana hammock


TAGS: banana hammock gold cross
Rating: 1.56/5

More motifakes by KylieM

CloudchaserS - February 2, 2012, 12:32 am
There are things that shouldn't be sold above certain sizes. Bananna hammocks are one of them.
KylieM - February 1, 2012, 8:49 pm
there is more than one internet ? where are the other ones ?
5150monkeylove - February 1, 2012, 8:45 pm
crap. "look what I found on the internets!!!!"


BIG FISH -


TAGS: movie poster goldfish cubby
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

Cubbybear - September 9, 2010, 11:32 pm
No...it's THE goldfish
John R - September 9, 2010, 7:08 pm
Goldzirra fish
pzykosiz - September 9, 2010, 6:44 pm
is that a goldfish?


GOLDEN GLOBES AWARDS -


TAGS: golden globes awards obvious mariah carey
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by steph1

krazirefa - June 17, 2011, 1:25 am
ok next question, Can a blond breast feed? lol


SELFLESSNESS -


TAGS: the golden rule has many exceptions
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by Sean

spacedog - May 11, 2010, 12:03 am
This is superb.
Sean - May 9, 2010, 2:01 am
See pic, maroooon.
ICEMAN - May 9, 2010, 1:59 am
Define - freaky shit.
Sean - May 9, 2010, 1:57 am
But I don't consider myself the anti-Jesus, just some dude who's acts of self-referential charity seem to backfire all of the time.
agdaniele - May 9, 2010, 1:55 am
The truth is rarely rewarded!


REALITY -




EVIL -


TAGS: money material fame fortune golddigger
Rating: 4.67/5

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agdaniele - November 29, 2010, 3:56 pm
Let's call a spade a spade here, forseti. Derek nailed it! LOL!
Derek - November 29, 2010, 3:54 pm
It's a tough legacy. Germans do have a habit of making cool/mean-looking cars (and women).
forseti - November 29, 2010, 1:37 pm
why using a picture with a German flag???????? tz...


SILLENCE IS GOLDEN -


TAGS: silence golden saying
Rating: 4.63/5

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maoworks2 - February 12, 2012, 8:25 am
Yes Hear Hear !


THE GOLDEN YEARS - Enjoying the good life...like a sunset at the end of the day....and not remembering a DAMN thing tomorrow.




U N H A P P I N E S S - Now that the kids are all gone...you have plenty of time to concentrate on it.




OPULENCE. - "A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money" W.C. Fields.


TAGS: golden showers anyone
Rating: 4.22/5

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GreyScorpion - February 21, 2010, 6:57 pm
Pure Gold :) 5L
agdaniele - February 21, 2010, 5:38 pm
Amsome. 5L


MCDUMPSTER -


TAGS: mcdonalds slogans ads golden arches tth homeless
Rating: 4.07/5

More motifakes by TheTrashHeap

TheTrashHeap - October 4, 2010, 1:42 pm
To clarify this one, there are 10 McDonald's slogans in this poster ranging over 50 yrs.


STONED WHEAT THINS - Much more mellow than the reduced fat wheat thins.


TAGS: one toke over the line weed mary jane marijuana acapulco gold reefer
Rating: 3.84/5

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thatonechick - December 23, 2009, 12:17 pm
I'm sure you could if you crushed them and sprinkled them in your weed.
Me_ - December 23, 2009, 12:16 pm
Can ya smoke em'
agdaniele - December 22, 2009, 7:43 pm
Betcha can't eat just one.
thatonechick - December 22, 2009, 10:46 am
We sell these at my work... I have thought the same thing! Bwahahahahaha...


SARCASM: - it does not have to be subtle




MOTIFAKE PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT -


TAGS: gold announcer guy clipart
Rating: 3.75/5

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Verdeckt - August 24, 2011, 11:31 pm
Mine are dama(d)ged from having to carry them in this wheelbarrow.


THE OLD STACK - Growing old means having to add EXTRAS so you get noticed. Then everybody will think you're brand new again.




SORRY 'MERICA - this party's only for Gold medal champs.


TAGS: canada gold
Rating: 3.65/5

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ELDERLY -




GOLD MEDALS - There's plenty of honor in cheating at this point. Trip anyone between you and the finish line.


TAGS: gold medals
Rating: 3.55/5

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phydeaux - November 12, 2009, 12:10 pm
The caption isn't great, but what a pic!!


GOLDIE HAWN -




OLYMPIC GOLD - The French are doing it wrong!


TAGS: french olympic gold
Rating: 3.24/5

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Woodywood03a - July 30, 2009, 12:47 am
Oh man.... thats fucking dumb.
LogicDude - September 25, 2008, 3:31 pm
I went to the Olympics and all I got was a golden shower...


MARRIED AT MICKEY D'S - What Could Be More American?


TAGS: the golden archs
Rating: 3.22/5

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Viper - May 24, 2010, 4:21 am
lol mods! mods!
CANADA - February 13, 2010, 4:43 pm
next time crop out the link


SO MISTER DOUGLAS - They say when men reach their golden years, their nads will float in the tub. Have you experienced that to be true?




THAT'S MY GOLD MEDAL BITCH - Bitch, that's her gold medal.


TAGS: nastia liukin he kexin gold medal
Rating: 2.93/5

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Logic Man - July 16, 2009, 11:04 am
Om NOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM mmmmmmmmm
Logic Man - July 16, 2009, 11:03 am
UK is jealous cuz they don't win any medals. They should feel lucky there isn't a teethbrushing contest, cuz they would get F*cked up!
Logic Man - July 16, 2009, 11:01 am
James Blake and Zack. You two butt buddies make me sick. Can you 2 try and get an education better than second grade. Your grammar is horrendous. The 2 of you sound like jealous, dickless, UK butt pirates. Don't forget who saved your asses in WWII.
rerun - July 15, 2009, 6:27 am

Go get them BriaHere.
BriaHere - July 15, 2009, 2:37 am
Blake* And btw, I'm not even American. So don't try and say I'm biased.
BriaHere - July 15, 2009, 2:37 am
James Black, shut up. You're an ignorant annoying piece of crap. Don't stereotype all of America because of what your perception is of the few things you've heard. Dumbass.
Chron139 - July 14, 2009, 9:35 pm
You guys need to get a life. Isn't the whole point of the Olympics to get together on an international level and have good, clean fun? Arguing over who is better wont prove anything. Sure, America has its flaws...but dont we all?
Seb - December 12, 2008, 5:51 pm
First of all, you are all painting the South as your only problem. And If you haven't realized, Us English used to have a empire, and we and the French set up the Fucking Americans. So it all links back. So agree to disagree.
Dude - November 20, 2008, 1:00 pm
you guys are idiots
Porcelina - November 15, 2008, 1:19 pm
You're telling HIM to get an education? You might want to consider how intelligent you appear and all your grammatical errors BEFORE insulting someone else's intelligence, n00b.
james blake - November 15, 2008, 3:11 am
stfu, and how bout u go find a degree somewhere out there in ur shit ass country, cos ruining other peoples lives to make urs better isnt a moral thing to do, but obviously ur parents didnt teach u that
james blake - November 15, 2008, 3:10 am
there is another example of americans being tards. when i said the comment on bein eco stable, some guy goes wow we r so lucky for ruining someone elses life first, otherwise we would be economically unstable like james blake. well ill tell u wat logicdud
zach - November 9, 2008, 3:33 pm
the only thing i have to say is you are rite overlord douchebag, but than again..do you kow what emergent and symbolic means..cause there two words every body should get real comfortable with!
LogicDude - November 8, 2008, 5:27 pm
Hold on...I was born in the south and still kinda-sorta live there. And no one down here thinks Zach is great.
Overlord Douchebag - November 8, 2008, 5:04 pm
That's the SOUTH, zach. The South needs to shut up and sit down. The South does NOT speak for all of the United States, people.
zach - November 8, 2008, 4:48 pm
You are are retarted, do you not see the obvious problem here.. why are we arguing over nothing again? this is why americans will never find democracy, and world peace. we can't get our own self centered asses over the fact that we think we're better tha
Porcelina - November 8, 2008, 12:12 am
Do I sense jealousy? Oh... and I believe we have a term for that... survival of the fittest?
LogicDude - November 7, 2008, 10:32 pm
Wow! All I can say is thank GOD we thought of ruining everyone else first! Or else WE could've ended up economically unstable like james!
Sean - November 7, 2008, 10:10 pm
yer an idiot, james blake.
james blake - November 7, 2008, 9:51 pm
america is only great in the sense that they have conquered and ruined the lives of millions of people around the world, making them rich and economically stable. this is the only reason that america is where it is now, because of wars and looting
zach - November 7, 2008, 12:47 pm
seriously dude....america is not that fucking great... america is really a piece of shit...we shouldnt talk about how great we are until we realize what great means.
james blake - November 4, 2008, 1:10 am
anon, its people like you that make americas reputation bad. its cos u people like u that people like me wouldnt give a damn if america got bombed.
anon - October 24, 2008, 3:40 pm
fuck that america is number one, and if you disagree we will bomb you
zach - October 10, 2008, 9:25 pm
Im glad you can agree.
james blake - October 9, 2008, 7:22 pm
i completely agree
zach - October 9, 2008, 2:20 pm
America a bad name. You guys did good. and so did everyone else. who the fuck cares who got first second third of last. its just a game. And when people realize that..i think maybe we can have a Lil more fun with it. FUCK WAR..its gets us nowhere.
Zach - October 9, 2008, 2:17 pm
HOLD UP...james! not all americans are full of themselves. you just have the ones that think there hot shit. not all americans are like that...just a portion..like some of the ones on this site. they can go fuck themselves. its people like them that give
Overlord Douchebag - October 5, 2008, 2:16 am
Well, James, if they ever stop fuckin' cousins and livestock, we just might influence them.
james blake - October 5, 2008, 2:09 am
seems like ur all american and against me lol. if it is only the south that are up themselves, its seems as though i have started to like americans! hopefully the northerners will influence the south
Porcelina - September 29, 2008, 6:51 pm
MWLF, that's why we should have i.q tests for this site. =P The one on the right has a reciting hairline, weirdo
LogicDude - September 29, 2008, 5:12 pm
The one on the right snores.
The ROD - September 29, 2008, 5:04 pm
I'd hump all three of these Bitches! (in no particular order)
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - September 28, 2008, 9:27 pm
First he says that americans "really dont respect others", but then he says "for that reason, all other nations and people of other nations dont respect them." What kind of endless cyclical conundrum has he invented?
Porcelina - September 28, 2008, 2:05 pm
Otay, James. 1. STFU 2. You're ignorant 3. If Americans think they're better than everyone, why should they not go to the Olympics? No logic. Back up with support. 4. It does not matter where you go, conceited bastards are EVERYWHERE!!!! 5. As an American
God - September 28, 2008, 12:49 pm
James, how many Americans have you actually met?
Captain Douchebag - September 28, 2008, 9:38 am
..I'm cooler, though. For all you know, I'm a Captain.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - September 28, 2008, 3:11 am
Cap is right, I live up north and we aren't hatin' disrespectin' cretins. My area is filled with people from all over the world, and little hate and mistrust. Some of us Americans are cool. Especially me.
Captain Douchebag - September 27, 2008, 11:52 pm
Once again. THAT IS THE SOUTH. Hate the SOUTH. Fuck. Northerners aren't that bad. Hate the South. That is all.
james blake - September 27, 2008, 11:45 pm
the reason for my comment is that americans are up themselves, think that they are the best, and really dont respect others. for that reason, all other nations and people of other nations dont respect them.
Maizy - September 21, 2008, 12:40 pm
Way to understand the spirit of the olympic, James Blake.
james blake - September 18, 2008, 3:49 am
i think that americans dont deserve to attend the olympics
TigerKid - August 24, 2008, 7:11 pm
"I bet it's sideways"
cerberus - August 24, 2008, 5:24 am
Or maybe she's thinking "At least I've got T & A bitch"
james blake - August 22, 2008, 3:27 am
americans are gay
gsdgjk - August 22, 2008, 3:23 am
Or maybe, at least I'm over fucking 12, bitch!
brock0lee - August 21, 2008, 3:51 pm
she's got tits?
anon - August 21, 2008, 3:16 pm
It looks to me like she's thinking "At least I've got tits bitch"


FORT KNOXS - The golds alot safer around Mr. T's neck then in some pansy vault.


TAGS: gold mr t
Rating: 2.82/5

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MPsniper - February 23, 2012, 5:05 am
but there is only one Fort Knox. is incorrect spelling allowed by the mods now?


GODS -




SALMA - I'd like to polish her Golden Globes


TAGS: slama golden globes polish
Rating: 2.6/5

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Woody - July 1, 2009, 11:00 pm
Too soon


GOLD DIGGER - Female Indiana Jones & a sexy catgirl? (You have GOT to be reading this comic!)




I WONDER... - What would be their signature dish ??


TAGS: golden shower wonder restaurant signature dish menu
Rating: 2.29/5

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MrRandom - October 19, 2009, 1:08 pm
Except ones like this don`t work at all without a good funny line. Then you just have ones which rely entirely on the pic, where you could type dkfnajfe3 and it wouldn't take or give anything to the poster at all.
DreMagnum - October 19, 2009, 1:05 pm
Yeah, i hate these random, "hey look i found a funny on the internet" posters
CANADA - October 19, 2009, 1:01 pm
i wonder.... why do you post so much garbage?


CHAVS - Just 2 burberry caps short of achieving full 'Chav' status. Ya get me!


TAGS: chav idiot gold dick scally fail
Rating: 2.08/5

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Pacifist - September 21, 2009, 8:38 pm
What's a Chav status?


MURDER -




THE OSCARS - I guess we can see where they got the idea from.




HEY!!!! HEY!!!! - Tell the girl over there that there is no gold... there in her nose.




All That Glitters -


TAGS: all that glitters nevermind a heart of gold silver is better
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - October 7, 2014, 9:11 pm
Oh-h-h-H-H-h-h, siiiiilverheaaaart…..you egotistical hog (I love you) anyone see my meds?
Silverheart - October 7, 2014, 8:43 pm

Glad someone caught that
Silverheart - October 7, 2014, 8:42 pm

I prefer the words of Sri Syadasti: "tis an ill wind that blows no minds"
Greeny - October 7, 2014, 7:44 pm
silver is better...lol
Thedge - October 7, 2014, 4:01 pm
Thinking Neil Young had some wisdom on subject. Excerpt - "Keep me searching for a heart of gold. You keep me searching and I'm growing old" But, no indication of despair, eh? Dead and cold? Don't give up the ship. 'tis an ill wind that blows no good.


Milestone -


TAGS: motifake gold club 1000 posters
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - July 17, 2014, 9:40 pm
Thanks for all the comments...truly appreciate knowing so many others enjoy my warpedom(?).
spacedog - July 16, 2014, 6:20 pm
Congrats Miss P on faking a millennium.
Oldsod - July 16, 2014, 9:08 am
Congratulations, Prissy. I bow before your determination...especially when you're wearing leather...
Ism - July 16, 2014, 2:33 am
I want an asterisk by MissPriss' name till she is tested for performance enhancers... great work Miss Priss
maoworks2 - July 15, 2014, 10:24 am
Well Done MissPriss, mao.
GaryO - July 15, 2014, 8:29 am
And there she is, beautifully depicted as the muther of all moti…….well, Missy, looks like you are our very own (ahem) Mutherfaker. Congrats…..really…serious….not kidding.
ughomer - July 15, 2014, 8:29 am
WTG, Pwissy!!
pzykosiz - July 15, 2014, 6:44 am
haven't seen a lot of these guys for a while
MissPriss - July 14, 2014, 11:50 pm
Who you callin' old? Let me tell you...OMG! GOLD! Who do I thank for this honour? Well thanks to 2 of my other personalities and of course my psychiatrist that made this all possible!
Sho - July 14, 2014, 11:30 pm
Well done, Miss P :D


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